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Surely Created By Extraterrestrials: Caption Competition #34

by Ian Skellern

The quasi-humanoid team at De Bethune (you don’t really believe that earthlings create those fantastic timepieces, do you?) tries to convince us that this comet-born device is an instrument for telling the time.

Come on, as if this is “only” the Dream Watch 5 Meteorite. You’d have to one of those centipodes from Alpha Centauri to believe that!

What do you think this intergalactic artifact is really for? Please leave your comments, captions, stories, and suggestions in the comments below.

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And congratulations to Larry Brown for his winning Edward Scissorhands on Tinder (or was it Grindr?) caption for last week’s caption competition. Do not miss that and all of last week’s excellent entries at Can’t Put Your Finger On It? Caption Competition #33.

13 replies
  1. Ian Skellern
    Ian Skellern says:
    August 26, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    It’s obviously some type of intergalactic cruiser. I cannot work out the weapons systems, but see Hans Solo in the cockpit!

    Reply
  2. imageWIS
    imageWIS says:
    August 26, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    It stopped running? Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor, not a watchmaker!

    Reply
  3. Martin Moore
    Martin Moore says:
    August 27, 2016 at 3:17 am

    Hey Clark! It’s time you got a new watch.
    Your friend,
    Doomsday

    Reply
  4. Jeremy Richardson
    Jeremy Richardson says:
    August 27, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    So, this mechanical engine…. how many light years can we travel with it?

    Reply
  5. David Forgrieve
    David Forgrieve says:
    August 27, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    It is a knife missile from the late Iain M Bank’s Culture Universe.

    Reply
  6. David Forgrieve
    David Forgrieve says:
    August 27, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    The Culture offensive drone Lapsed Pacifist wants it’s Knife Missile back.

    Reply
    • Ian Skellern
      Ian Skellern says:
      August 28, 2016 at 7:35 am

      “Unfortunate Conflict Of Evidence”, “Fate Amenable To Change”: Iain M Bank’s Culture series is worth reading for the names of the spacecraft alone.

      Reply
  7. Kevin
    Kevin says:
    August 27, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    Trump just won the election! Beam me up Scottie!

    Reply
  8. john coleman
    john coleman says:
    August 28, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Och Captain, what do you think to my new Dilithium crystal watch?
    Not bad Scotty. When you’re tired of it we can use it to power the ship!

    Reply
  9. Larry Brown
    Larry Brown says:
    August 28, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    After loosing his insulin pump, E. T. had serious complications with his Reece’s pieces addiction.

    Reply
  10. David J Greenspun
    David J Greenspun says:
    August 29, 2016 at 7:25 am

    So long and thanks for all the fish.

    Reply
  11. Ryan
    Ryan says:
    August 31, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    “Compliance!”

    Flight of the Navigator, 1986

    Reply

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  1. A Horological Peacock Feeding . . . Or? Caption Competition #35 | Quill & Pad says:
    September 2, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    […] Congratulations to imageWIS for his “Star Trek” caption, featuring Scotty not being a watchmaker caption in last week’s caption competition. Don’t miss that and all of last week’s excellent entries, including David’s exceptional Iain M. Banks “Culture” spaceship reference, at Surely Created By Extraterrestrials: Caption Competition #34. […]

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