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Warning, Watchporn Inside: X-Rated Timepieces By Blancpain (Video)

by Elizabeth Doerr

Restricted area: Blancpain erotic watch

Restricted area: Blancpain erotic watch

Classic on the front, party in the back: that about sums up the traditional erotic timepiece.

And one of the modern masters of the erotic watch is Blancpain. In this excellent video by The Watches TV, you will discover what “hot horologerie” is all about!

Since 1983, Blancpain has been known for reviving the art of the erotic watch; today only Blancpain, Svend Andersen, and Ulysse Nardin continue to make this sort of timepiece with any regularity (see Worldtimers, Erotic Watches, And Poker-Playing Dogs: A.H.C.I. Co-Founder Svend Andersen Has (Semi-)Retired, But His Brand Lives On).

As Marc-André Deschoux of The Watches TV explains in the video, “Originally, erotic timepieces were invented to spice up discussions and also indirectly educate young ladies [and young men]. But the clergy, and especially in Geneva where many of these were produced, forbid their production and ordered the existing ones destroyed. That is why erotic watches almost disappeared for dozens of years, even if production always continued.”

Erotic watches are in fact very complex to make as their manufacture requires managing minuscule, detailed automata (as well the artistic skills needed to make them) that move, often with the chiming mechanism of minute repeaters.

Blancpain erotic watch

Blancpain erotic watch

Because almost all of today’s erotic watches are unique pieces made on demand, Blancpain’s watchmakers and engravers must work closely together to satisfy the expectations of its demanding customers.

These artful watches are driven by Blancpain Caliber 332, a hand-wound movement featuring a minute repeater complication used to move the figures.

Even Hugh Hefner would be envious of the watch lover daring enough to buy one of these!

For more information on Blancpain minute repeaters, please visit www.blancpain.com/en/category/complications/minute-repeater.

9 replies
  1. Anthony
    Anthony says:
    March 14, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    A totally pointless exercise. If I want porn, I have the internet. If I want a fine watch, I’ll look elsewhere.

    Reply
    • Spencer
      Spencer says:
      March 14, 2017 at 11:01 pm

      It’s an art and collection piece ya prude.

      Reply
    • Naughty-Lust PP
      Naughty-Lust PP says:
      March 15, 2017 at 1:17 am

      Ahh but if, dear Sir, you find yourself in a place with no data connection, then with the Blancpain, help is on hand (or wrist)

      Reply
    • IanE
      IanE says:
      March 15, 2017 at 9:30 am

      Surely, one should think ‘Birth of Venus’ rather than ‘Playboy’. Yes, there is erotic content (indeed, soft pornographic content), but there is also great craftsmanship and horological art.

      Reply
  2. John
    John says:
    March 15, 2017 at 6:26 am

    I tend to agree with Anthony. I’ve got no objection to pornography, but I’m not about to spend $100K+ on superb craftsmanship that is overshadowed by an automatonic(?) complication that is little more than something for 12 yr. old boys to giggle about with their schoolmates.

    Reply
    • Stef
      Stef says:
      March 15, 2017 at 11:40 am

      This IS pornography John in the form of a watch So what’s the real difference in your mind?

      Reply
  3. Spangles
    Spangles says:
    March 15, 2017 at 11:31 pm

    So, where is this couple, exactly? Based on the Empire State Building and the Chrysler Building, are they on 1st ave and 47th St. or what?

    Also, is it me or she seem a little bored? I guess if it happens every hour on the hour I’d…well, probably not, but maybe for her.

    Reply
  4. kolt
    kolt says:
    March 20, 2017 at 11:54 pm

    Ha Ha Ha, a great little touch. An erotic charm and good entertainment.

    Reply

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