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Mechanical Symmetry, But To What End? Caption Competition #32

by Ian Skellern

Attentive readers may have already noticed “Roland Iten” engraved on this prototype device, a name synonymous with mechanical luxuries for gentlemen.

But what on earth is this device for? It isn’t for holding windows open, I checked.

Please leave your fun, funny, or even serious suggestions in the comments below.

“As captain Brass wields his mighty peg leg over the bow he can’t help but contemplate his life as he adjusts his astrolabe, ‘Was that whore in Tortuga on to something . . . ?’ Perhaps this is what was meant by adjustable metal straps. Leathers be damned!” submitted by Jean Hadzi

Congratulations to Dave McKenna for his caption about a meteorite-cased watch that was as epic in its depth as in its breadth and covers more topics than The Sunday Times. Do not miss this and all of last week’s entries at A Kryptonite Watch? Caption Competition #31.

16 replies
  1. Ian Skellern
    Ian Skellern says:
    August 12, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    It’s a prototype knee joint for the first Terminator and it looked quite realistic by the second movie.

    Reply
    • Delphin
      Delphin says:
      August 13, 2016 at 7:32 pm

      Great answer. You got my vote.

      Reply
  2. José Luis
    José Luis says:
    August 12, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    Its a lovely strapp adjuster bucke.

    Reply
  3. Ranger995
    Ranger995 says:
    August 12, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    New deployant clasp. Ratchet it to size.

    Reply
  4. Ranger995
    Ranger995 says:
    August 12, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    New deployant clasp. Ratchet your strap to size

    Reply
  5. Keith Elliott
    Keith Elliott says:
    August 12, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    Belt buckle.

    Reply
  6. Jean Hadzi
    Jean Hadzi says:
    August 13, 2016 at 1:21 am

    As captain Brass wields his mighty peg leg over the bow he can’t help but contemplate his life as he adjusts his astrolabe, “was that whore in Tortuga on to something…” Perhaps this is what was meant by adjustable metal straps. Leathers be damned!

    Reply
    • Carol
      Carol says:
      August 20, 2016 at 9:44 am

      Fantastic!!

      Reply
      • Jean Hadzi
        Jean Hadzi says:
        August 21, 2016 at 3:07 pm

        Thank you 🙂

        Reply
    • Ian Skellern
      Ian Skellern says:
      August 22, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      Congratulations Jean, you are this weeks well deserving winner. Thanks for the entertaining and imaginative caption. I’m looking forward to the film!

      Reply
  7. john coleman
    john coleman says:
    August 13, 2016 at 4:25 am

    A 1000 year old egg timer.

    Reply
  8. Zach Pearce
    Zach Pearce says:
    August 13, 2016 at 4:32 am

    Roland,
    Please for the love of god make a deployment clasp for watches!!!! We’re counting on you!!

    Sincerely, the whole world

    Reply
    • Roland Iten
      Roland Iten says:
      August 13, 2016 at 9:55 pm

      You nailed it!

      Reply
  9. Jos. Birken
    Jos. Birken says:
    August 13, 2016 at 5:03 am

    Someone finally built a tourbillon into a belt buckle

    Reply
  10. Seth Grandeau
    Seth Grandeau says:
    August 15, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    This is the long awaited Swiss wrist metronome. Perfect for every young musician.

    Reply

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