by Ian Skellern
The say that every picture tells a story. But they also say that dead men tell no tales, and this one is chatting, . . . well chatting like somebody with his jaw wired shut. Or is it wired open?
Full disclosure: the photo below comprises real objects I found at a workshop. Except the eye patch, which I added just because I felt like it. Really.
What fun, funny, or sarcastic caption can you suggest for this image? Let us know in the comments below.
And congratulations to Fort for his winning entry in last week’s competition suggesting a surfeit of bovine and a reluctance of equine. You can see Fort’s caption plus all of the other excellent caption suggestions at Photo Caption Competition No. 16: Has Anybody Seen My Polo Pony?
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I must ease up on these big nights out, they are starting to get out of hand!
I knew my dentists methods were a bit unorthodox, but damn….
You know it’s been a good night, when you wake up with a sword in your mouth and you’re wearing an eye patch…..
Why the posh tooth pick ?
Theirs no meat on these bones !!
That time I got t-boned by Goldmember…
A blade in the mouth is better than a blade through the heart.
I hold the sword in my mouth now because as you can see the other place didn’t work out so well.
The patch is mightier than the sword!
“A sword pen . . . so mighty (and bad-ass) you’ll need to be a pirate to use it!” sent by @craigfalck via Twitter
By popular demand, Archers’ listeners now have an artist’s impression of Rob Titchener
As aargh, I’m a comin’ for *you*, Skeletal Paperweight Johnny Depp
Not pictured: the matching poison pen.
Arrrrr, I can’t find the x on this map!
The reason I’ve ended up wearing this eye patch is fairly self apparent.
I need to get myself a proper toothpick!
Eye eye caption!